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About Andrew Andrew Bedno is the prolific creator of this site.
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Programmer Extraordinaire
Andrew Bedno is a senior level WEB, MOBILE, RETAIL and EMBEDDED software developer with decades of experience across diverse systems and projects.
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Andrew Bedno's Programming
Andrew Bedno is a senior level WEB, MOBILE, RETAIL and EMBEDDED software developer with decades of experience across diverse systems and projects.
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Morrisey
March 2011 - Ongoing

Medical Credentialing systems used by leading hospitals. Web-based .net applications.
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Complete Barcoding Solutions
July 2006 - March 2011

Inventory and chain-of-custody systems for customers too massive to mention in fast food, education, shipping and printing industries.
Developed in C for scanners, VB for PC, PHP/SQL for web.
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iPhone Development
February 2009 - Ongoing

Andrew is a registered iPhone developer.
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Drupal Communities
March 2007 - Ongoing

Great community websites for renowned Chicago events using the popular "Drupal" content management system.
Developing in PHP and MySQL under Linux.
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Break The Gridlock
September 2009 - Ongoing

Andrew is a board of directors member for Chicago's leading charitable organization (501c3) promoting "appropriate" transportation.
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Triton Troupers Circus
March 2007 - Ongoing

Triton Troupers Circus is an extraordinary show based out of Triton College near Chicago since 1972! This massive project put nearly 40 years of archival content online! I solely created and setup the site, did weeks of scanning, and created extensive related content and Intranet areas. I also produced promotional materials including a zazzy video, poster art, press releases, stock photos, and fans emailing list.
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Chicago Critical Mass
June 2006 - Ongoing

Massive group bike event, the last Friday of each month in cities world-wide, for more than a decade. I didn't create this site but have become one of it's admins. Implemented significant enhancements such as email and sms list join forms, archives, and much content.
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Chicago Naked Ride
March 2006 - Ongoing

Chicago's production of this international annual anti-oil awareness-raising event routinely sets records with nearly 2000 participants. Turnout and safety are facilitated by a strong web presence and email lists built by Andrew.
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Bulk Mailing
July 2004 - July 2006

Massive list processing, data imports and conversions, presorts and personalization for one of Illinois' busiest bulk mailers.
Developed in Perl and various databases.
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Collaborative Project Management
June 2004 - January 2005

Enhancements to open-source project management software for a world-leader in power protection devices.
PHP development and Linux admin in a highly heterogeneous environment.
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Web-Based Facilities Management
November 2003 - January 2004

Major enhancements to leading support services package. A commercial application provider, serving institutional and hospital clients.
Object PHP, and heavy style sheet work.
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Social Networking, Dating, Membership Sites
November 2001 - May 2002

Created, copyrighted, and marketed "Advanced Content and Membership Management Software" with comprehensive user features.
Programmed in PHP for any SQL/OS.
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Placement System for Students
January 2001 - October 2001

Users create, store, update and forward resumes for internships, seasonal, part-time and entry level jobs, while affiliates get powerful candidate search tools.
Programmed in Perl and MySQL under Linux.
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Hiring System for Food Service
January 2001 - October 2001

Users create, store, update and forward resumes. Employers search by powerful criteria including location proximity, and maintain favorite candidates, follow-ups, history, etc.
Programmed in Perl and MySQL under Unix.
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Online K-12 Education
July 2000 - November 2000

Senior-level consultation and development with a major educational content venture serving school and home users with commercial subscription plans.
Programmed in Perl and JavaScript using SQL under NT. Managed small team.
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Online Software Sales
January 2000 - September 2001

Sole marketer of "BigDoc" - the first PC-side editor for Palm E-Text documents.
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Game for Fighting Computer Addiction
January 1999 - January 2001

Created "Getalife" product and its e-commerce retail system. Researched enough computer humor to write a book. Well reviewed in NewsWeek and other major press!
Game programmed in Pascal for DOS. Site in Perl under Unix.
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Online Software Sales
January 1999 - September 2001

Sole marketer of "PalmDocs" - the first Microsoft Word add-in for exchange of Palm e-text documents.
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First E-Text Editor for Palm Pilot Organizers
July 1998 - September 2001

Sole marketer of "QED" - the first unlimited capacity text editor for Palm organizers.
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E-Commerce Developer and Entrepreneur
February 1998 - December 1999

Sole marketer of the last inventory of the amazing "Prince Interactive" CD-ROM game by the artist formerly known as Prince.
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First Clear Cover for Palm Pilot Organizers
September 1997 - January 2000

Created product and its e-commerce system.
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Online Media Management
May 1997 - May 2000

Developed audio/video advertising management system for D.G.Systems - used by Coke, Kraft, GM and others. Implements live catalog of commercial spots with online previews!
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Online Media Order Processing
May 1997 - May 2000

Online order processing system for a world leading video distribution service.
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Online Restaurant Reservations
October 1996 - May 1997

Designed HotPlates.com system and managed programming team. Used by fine Chicago restaurants at the dawn of the web.
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First Internet Terminal for TVs
April 1996 - October 1996

Developed server software and web content for "TV-Link", the first TV set top web browser and email device. Marketed overseas, it pre-dated WebTV.
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Heavy Equipment Sales Tool
June 1994 - May 1996

Developed "Absolute Recall" - a commercially marketed high-end multi-user sales and contact management system for industrial equipment resellers.
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Stock Photo Order Processing System
June 1991 - June 1993

Developed "Miracle Photo" - a powerful networked Windows order processing system for stock photo sales. Used by the internationally known Ibid agency. Includes comprehensive search, preview and customer tracking features.
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Chicago's Oldest Online Entertainment Guide
January 1991 - Ongoing

Publisher of ChicagoFunNews.com - Chicago's oldest online entertainment guide. This old and commended system is continuously used by Andrew to demonstrate leading-edge web capabilities, and to grow community building, promotion and event production skills.
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Multi-User Business and Retail Systems
November 1990 - April 1996

Developed enhancements to high-end accounting system and supported large customer base.
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Touch Screen Industrial Process Controls
February 1988 - November 1990

Created major multi-tasking master control programs for networks of device terminals for industrial laundries.
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Automated Typesetting
February 1987 - February 1988

Programmed media and file conversions for automatic typesetting markup of large documents.
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Animated Educational Activities for Exhibits
January 1981 - December 1987

Developing for major local exhibit builders. Worked for Chicago Museum of Science and Industry, Shedd Aquarium, Adler Planetarium, Lincoln Park Zoo, Chicago Botanic Gardens and others.
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Andrew Bedno's Resumé
Andrew Bedno is a senior level WEB, MOBILE, RETAIL and EMBEDDED software developer with decades of experience across diverse systems and projects.
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Andrew Bedno's Work References
Andrew Bedno is a senior level WEB, MOBILE, RETAIL and EMBEDDED software developer with decades of experience across diverse systems and projects.
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Andrew Bedno Work Samples
Andrew Bedno is a senior level WEB, MOBILE, RETAIL and EMBEDDED software developer with decades of experience across diverse systems and projects.
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Drizzle the Clown
Andrew Bedno ("Drizzle") is an outstanding FACE PAINTER and BALLOON ARTIST and with an extensive Chicago area performance history.
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Contact Andrew
To contact Andrew use the main contact form, or the little feedback form on any page, or email or call 773-44-22-FUN (773-442-2386), after reviewing some helpful hints.
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Andrew Personal
Andrew's personal tastes, interests, music, movies, reading, etc.
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"4 of 5 Exes Recommend"
Andrew's personal ad present on various systems, taking the challenge of describing self and in search of in under 100 words.
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All I Want
Peace on Earth, good will twix all, end to starvation and population growth, modesty...
But those aside there's JUST a few things I dearly want, published here for friends and family gifting advice.
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Andrew's very favorite 1GB of music
Minimum file list for portable media device loading. No mp3s, just insights.
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Andrew's Art
Andrew Bedno's artworks in various media.
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Andrew Offsite
Andrew Bedno's presence on popular social sites.
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Andrew's Music
Andrew Bedno's musical compositions and performance history.
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WebCam
Andrew Bedno's Live WebCam
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Andrew Bedno's Whereabouts
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Shop Buy Something Now!
Photos WOW! The massive ChicagoFunNews.com photo+video archive is simply unparalleled. With tens of thousands of photos and hundreds of videos of local events spanning more than a decade, all searchable!
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Photo Albums
WOW! The massive ChicagoFunNews.com photo+video archive is simply unparalleled. With tens of thousands of photos and hundreds of videos of local events spanning more than a decade, all searchable!
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Andrew's Art
Sculptural creations by Andrew.
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Andrew's art 2012.07.04
Molly's back. Body painting by Andrew.
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Andrew's art 2012.06.29
Chicago Critical Mass 2012.06.29 "Pride Ride" - Route by Andrew Bedno, art by willow naeco.
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Andrew's art 2012.06.17
Artists of the Wall Festival in Rogers Park. Spot 88 - Andrew and Jera's spot!
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Andrew's art 2012.06.16
Artists of the Wall Festival in Rogers Park. Andrew successfully hand painted a working QR code.
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Andrew's art 2012.06.09
"Love USA? RIDE A BIKE!" Body painting on Jera by Andrew.
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Andrew's art 2012.02.24
Chocolate covered Facon.
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Andrew's art 2011.12.25
Gingerobots. Ginger bread robot cookies by Andrew.
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Andrew's art 2011.12.20
Holiday card project.
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Andrew's art 2011.12.16
MassUp.us won eleventh place in the finals of the Apps For Metro Chicago contest.
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Andrew's art 2011.11.20
Cairns. Built with Crystal.
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Andrew's art 2011.07.03
Patriotic pride flag body painting on Jera's back. Painted by Andrew.
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Andrew's art 2011.03.05
Decoupage dresser.
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Andrew's art 2011.03.04
Body painting by Andrew.
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Andrew's art 2010.06.12
Produced the World Naked Bike Ride - Chicago.
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Andrew's art 2010.06.06
Jera music arm paintings at yard sale.
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Andrew's art 2010.05.01
Body painted Jera
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Andrew's art 2010.04.05
Assembled comprehensive Circus movies collection.
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Andrew's art 2010.01.17
Lonely locked bits of bike collection started on MassUp.us
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Andrew's art 2009.10.31
Riddler costume.
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Andrew's art 2009.08.28
Chicago Critical Mass 2009.08.28
"Water Mass", Andrew Bedno.
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Andrew's art 2009.04.24
Chicago Critical Mass 2009.04.24
Earth Mass, Andrew Bedno et.al.
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Musser / Holguin Promotion Video
Promotional video for top notch clowns Michelle Musser and Nathan Holguin.
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Andrew's art 2008
Andrew Face painted at various fests.
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Andrew's art 2008.06.28
Zoom from visible universe down to tiniest subatomic distance, wall-sized print. I've been gradually advancing this project for decades as science permitted.
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Andrew's art 2008.06.14
Coordinated the 5th annual World Naked Bike Ride Chicago setting the world's record with 1700 riders.
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Andrew art 2008.04.05
Andrew did sound design and production for "Journey of the Arabella", a pirate circus play by Forms In Motion.
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Andrew's art 2008.03.15
Working with Triton Troupers Circus.
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Andrew's art 2007.12.09
Andrew's amazing new Christmas tree hat, with decorations, gifts, and working lights.
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Andrew's art 2007.10.27
Susan and Andrew as girlscout and boyscout at Halloween Nocturna at House of Blues.
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Andrew's art 2007.09.15
Andrew and Susan performed comedy skits for Forms In Motion circus Forest Park Rib Fest.
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Andrew's art 2007.08.05
Assisted with production of Clown Week Celebration at Showmen's Rest.
Author:Elina Galinovskiy
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Andrew's art 2007.07.15
Andrew Face painted at various fest through summers.
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Andrew's art 2007.06.17
Andrew and Susan's segment ("Secret Garden" themed) in Artists of the Wall Festival in Rogers Park.
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Andrew's art 2007.06.09
Coordinated the World Naked Bike Ride Chicago. Ending at the Oprah sign.
Author:Rob Serb
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Andrew's art 2007.03.31
Triton Troupers Circus. Andrew jumping Susan in opening skit.
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Andrew's art 2006.10.31
Halloween Nocturna. Andrew and Susan as Mister Freeze and Poison Ivy. Photo courtesy of Marc Whipple.
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Andrew's art 2006.06.18
Andrew and Susan's segment ("Natures Palette" themed) in Artists of the Wall Festival in Rogers Park.
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Andrew's art 2006.06.10
Coordinated the 3rd annual World Naked Bike Ride Chicago.
Author:Zack Sudler
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Andrew's art 2006.05.28
Andrew is an exceptional balloon twister.
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Andrew's art 2005.10.22
Andrew as Commando Corporal Kawalski in Area 51 in Fright Fest at Great America.
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Andrew's art 2005.08.11
Cicada sculpture. Remembering summer 2005.
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Andrew's art 2005.06.18
Andrew and Susan's segment ("Sister Cities" themed) in Artists of the Wall Festival in Rogers Park.
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Andrew's art 2004.12.25
"Christmas in Wartime" art project, all camouflage gift wrapping.
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Andrew's art 2004.11.12
Circle theme birthday cake.
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Andrew's art 2004.10.31
Korben and Leeloo Dallas costumes.
Author:Jason Ernst
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Andrew's art 2004.04.11
Earth painted blown egg ornaments.
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Andrew's art 2004.02.14
Sepia toned Valentine's Day photos with many women.
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Andrew's art 2004.01.26
Decoupage dresser.
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Andrew's art 2003.12.25
Vacuum tube ornament.
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Andrew's art 2003.10.31
Borg costumes.
Author:Michael Collett
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Andrew's art 2003.10.29
Borg pumpkin.
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Andrew's art 2003.09.11
American flag tie-dye clothes.
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Andrew's art 2003.08
Talking Automatic Twister Spinner. Provides hands-free play of Twister game. Advanced over years, now includes guest voices and full screen mode. Try it right now!
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Andrew's art 2003.07.04b
Baseball, soy dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet.
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Andrew's art 2003.04.20
American flag Easter eggs.
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Andrew's art 2002.12.25
Edible stained glass windows ornament cookies. Recipe is here.
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Andrew's art 2002.11.17
Photo Mosaic. Composite self-portrait created with advanced new software. It is composed of several hundred different photos I have taken of Chicago.
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Andrew's art 2002.11.16
The funeral of Miss Mouse E. Mouse.
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Andrew's art 2002.11.02
SpongeBob Jack-o-lantern.
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Andrew's art 2002.04.28
Star Trek collection and shrine.
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Andrew's art 2001.11.17
Mini tri-counter. Tiny device for statistical and attendance sampling.
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Andrew's art 2001.10.31
Wizard costume.
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Andrew's art 2001.07.12
Created free-standing Chicago Entertainment information terminals.
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Andrew's art 2001.06.16
Painted a segment in the Artists of the Wall Fest mural in Rogers Park. This year's theme: "2001: A Neighborhood Odyssey".
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Andrew's art 2000.11.12
Robot Jack-o-Lantern.
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Andrew's art 2000.09.01
Assisted with the Charybdis arts center.
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Andrew's art 2000.06.17
Painted a segment in Artists of the Wall.
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Andrew's art 2000.01
Zen Rubix Cube. It's the journey, not the destination...
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Andrew's art 1999.10.30
Created leading ChicagoBlader web site and mailing list.
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Andrew's art 1999.08
Wrote Getalife™, software which fights computer addiction. Mentioned positively in various national press including Newsweek.
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Andrew's art 1999.06.16
Daniel and I painted a lakefront mural segments in the Artists of the Wall fest. Really cool Rogers Park annual event (since 1994) on fathers day weekend. Draws 100s of artists, bands, food and blading. Design zooms from universe to you are here addressing the theme: "Rogers Park / center of the universe".
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Andrew's art 1998.10
Edward Scissorhands Halloween costume complete with facial scars.
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Andrew's art 1997.09
Me pad. To play with clothing design I computer generated an outline of myself and had it copied to a pad.
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Andrew's art 1997.05
One of two video walls I've had the pleasure of programming. This one shows scenes from a tape sold at the newly opened gift shop.
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Andrew's art 1996.11
Art Photo Pinball Game. Made several with various pictures as gifts. Simple, playable, strangely beautiful.
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Andrew's art 1996.05
Examples from monochromatic meals project. Some artificially colored, good clean fun with matching girlfriend.
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Andrew's art 1996.04
Four Level Tic-Tac-Toe. I expected to find this game available commercially, but after years of searching built one myself. Simple rules, complex play.
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Andrew's art 1996.04
Spiral Cut Safety Pin Shirt. Did several variations, this one is supposed to be a double helix.
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Andrew's art 1995.12
Chronosaur. Wooden skeleton models, marbleized, with a digital clock. Made a series as gifts.
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Andrew's art 1995.11
Audio sample alarm clock. Patched together digital clock, amplified speakers, toy chip and circuits to implement recordable wake-up message.
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Andrew's art 1995.07
Circuit Schematic T-Shirt. Making something special out of something simple, this is an actual modem diagram transcribed with permanent pens.
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Andrew's art 1995.04
Home workout routine quick reference.
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Andrew's art 1995.03
Created series of metal and plastic chain belts. Padlock at one end and key at the other is sheer simplicity while intriguing and perfectly wearable.
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Andrew's art 1995.01
Annoying Cube. Built clear plastic cube containing six electronic music modules, one on each side, which play Lara's theme all slightly out of sync when picked up. Also blinking lights and a button on each side to disable that side's voice. So grating that it wasn't until months after completion that a nephew discovered that the song ends if you endure it.
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Andrew's art 1994.11
Refrigerator Magnets Collection. Eventually grew to several dozen, all strictly contemporary household appliance related.
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Andrew's art 1994.09
Greensville Train Set. Where does art end and craft/hobby begin? This simple looking layout took me and Daniel over 200 hours. Soldered tracks, lights, sounds and modular construction.
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Andrew's art 1992.11
Created Fractal software and short movie.
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Andrew's art 1992.09
Robot Mouse. Traditional techno-geek project with Daniel. Fully planned before before construction, eventually topped $200. Features sight, hearing, touch, sound, lights, two motors, and modular construction.
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Andrew's art 1991.12
Electronic Puzzle. 20 piece puzzle appears to assemble some working electronic device, but is actually just aesthetic. Ordered in rows and columns by component function and size with raised gold interconnecting lines.
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Andrew's art 1991.01
Space Jacket. A favorite piece, which I touch up and use every winter. Features an accurate Earth, moon and solar system, as well as other assorted celestial objects.
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Andrew's art 1990.12
Gear outfit. Black vinyl jacket decorated with large gold gears, painted on using carefully drafted masks.
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Andrew's art 1990.08
Disk Carvings. Originally just something to do with bad 5.25" disks. Each includes all four sides and spindle, head and index openings. Several dozen including the sentence "Technology Is Folly".
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Andrew's art 1990.02.05
The autograph of John Bardeen. One of the Nobel winners in 1956 for the invention of the transistor.
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Andrew's art 1986
Developed animated educational activities exhibit industry.
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Andrew's art 1988.10
Busy Box. As Daniel headed for busy box age in late 1988, I felt he needed better than the average plastic thing. I tried to make it good enough to play spaceship captain. Every control does something with noise makers, lights, a phone dial and a meter.
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Andrew's art 1980
Playing in bands since before high school. Hear some...
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Andrew's art 1970
Childhood bust of dad.
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Balloons
Andrew Bedno's Performance Resume - Balloon Twisting Samples.
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Chicago Critical Mass Route Archive
Chicago Critical Mass (and similar) route map flyers retrospective.
Visit MassUp.us for an even more comprehensive flyer archive including others local masses and big rides.
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From Universe to Subatomic
Zoom from visible universe down to smallest possible object in 61 decimal places.
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Videos
WOW! The massive ChicagoFunNews.com photo+video archive is simply unparalleled. With tens of thousands of photos and hundreds of videos of local events spanning more than a decade, all searchable!
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Random Photo
Randomly selected photo from the archives.
Events Events Happening Now, and other views by periods and interests.
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